In this issue:

• 🦥 Don’t be a Sloth get down to Friday BINGO 🦥

  • Tim's Dad Joke of the Week

🦥 Don’t be a Sloth get down to Friday BINGO 🦥

Sloths often get a bad rap for being lazy. 🦥 While I could research why that's a misconception... I'm feeling a little too slothful myself right now. 😉

But don't you be lazy this Friday! Come on down to Friday Night Bingo for a chance to win an estimated $7,600 jackpot with a coverall in 57 numbers. Doors open at 4 PM, food service starts at 5 PM, and bingo kicks off at 7 PM.

Q: Why are Sloths not great at telling jokes?

A: Because it always takes too long for the punchline.